matialonsorphoto:

a good morning

by matialonsor

samspratt:

Trying out some puke-y happy colors for the sketch and under painting.

humansofnewyork:

"My brother and I got in a fight, and now he can’t get a job. So he’s actually convinced I put a voodoo spell on him."

(Kampala, Uganda)

alohamaura:

lerainbowfish:

So the moral of “Pretty Woman” is that inside of every prostitute is Julia Roberts? (also: no prostitute would ever enjoy opera that much)

No, the moral of “Pretty Woman” is that appearances and stereotypes are ENTIRELY deceiving. Which basically kicks your opera comment in its snooty ass, too. That’s like saying white people would never like rap or hip hop, or a woman would never like music sung by men.

(Source: jhroosevelt)

"My cousin met a Victoria’s Secret model at the airport. Perfect day to be wearing that shirt."

Oh god, he looks like a little Daniel Morcombe. This picture has now become depressing.

isaia:

quadhonks:

I know my crappy pics don’t fully illustrate my point
I’m just sick of going to movies or reading comics and out of the infinite possibilities out there for aliens, male aliens are the only ones who ever have any sort of variety

breathtaking and timeless

I bet there a planets with like 6 different genders. Film makers need to get more imaginative.

(via annlarimer)

humansofnewyork:

"Who’s the better player?"
"I am. He’s too scared to sacrifice his pieces. He hasn’t learned that sometimes you need to lose two to gain three."

(Kampala, Uganda)

I’m so sick of pretty little liars, that was a great and devastating episode but I am not doing this for another 2 and a half seasons. It’s not fun anymore, for every 50 questions we get 1 answer. I’ll watch the rest of season 5 once it comes out but after that I’m just going to wait until they all air.

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

I have higher hopes for Bart than that, considering he’s lived through the 2nd grade on repeat for almost 25 years now.

My biggest disappointment with the Simpsons is that they married Lisa to Milhouse. She can do so much better.

(Source: lisakitto, via mishasminions)

matialonsorphoto:

let them be.

by matialonsor

omgthatdress:

Jacket

Yves Saint Laurent, 1990s

1stdibs.com

hobbitjt:

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

Truth right here.

What is wrong with the rest of the world? Down here at the bottom of the world all the small towns are adorable and the people are really nice. I’m so glad we live on islands, am I right NZ?

(Source: queencitysavior)

humansofnewyork:

"I want to be a lawyer."

(Nairobi, Kenya)